Cookies At An Airport Lounge

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the Boarding Room of a big airport.
As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time, and also bought a packet of cookies. She then sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace.

Beside the armchair, where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated, but said nothing. She just thought “What a nerve! If I was in the mood, I would punch him for daring!” And, for each cookie she took,
the man took one too.

This was infuriating her, but she didn’t want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained, she thought:
“Ah… what would this abusive man do now?”
Then, the man, taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half.

What? That was too much! She was much too angry now! In a huff, she insulted the man, took her book and her things, and stormed out to the boarding place.
When she sat down in her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her bag, to take her eyeglasses and, to her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, and unopened! She felt so ashamed!
She realized that she was wrong. She had forgotten that her cookies were in her bag. The man had shared his cookies with her, without feeling angered or bitter, while she had been very angry, thinking that she was sharing her own cookies with him.
And now, there was no chance to explain herself…
nor to apologize!

In life, there are 4 things that you cannot recover…
1. The cake… after it’s eaten!
2. The word… after it’s spoken!
3. The occasion… after it’s lost!
4. The time… after it’s spent!

Let’s all be careful and watch our ATTITUDE ALWAYS.

“The Best apology is a changed Behaviour”

God bless you

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Have you pulled back Already ?

In the morning David wrote a letter to Joab and sent it with Uriah. In the letter he wrote,

“Put Uriah in the front lines where the fighting is the fiercest. Then pull back and leave him exposed so that he’s sure to be killed.”

  • 2 Samuel 11:14-15

“Then pull back and leave him exposed…”

OBSERVATIONS :

  1. Uriah did not die because he could not handle the intensity of the battle, but
  2. Uriah died because of the negligence of those who were supposed to support him in the battle zone.
    His fellow soldiers sold him out.
    Those who were supposed to cover him, “exposed” him for the enemy to devour him. The paradox here is:
  3. the true enemies of Uriah were not those he was fighting in the front, but
  4. those he was expecting to protect him in the back.

We must understand that Uriah was :

. a skillful,

. well trained, and

. disciplined soldier.

He was one of the best in David’s army.

But still he could not fight the battle alone,

he needed a faithful team to back him up.

It’s not that he was weak or inexperienced, the real issue here is not weakness, the real issue here is “negligence”.

📌Strong soldiers have died in the field because of negligence,
📌 Strong soldiers have been fatally wounded in the field because of indifference.

When we shift back in a time of trouble and need, innocent & faithful people die either:

. physically,

. emotionally or

. spiritually

because of us.

When we pull back and expose our brethren, we become co-workers with the enemy and God is watching us. God will hold us accountable for neglecting our brothers and sisters in times of need.

Sometimes people leave the church because we pulled back in their times of need and thus they got exposed to the enemy.

Let’s be careful not to neglect one another especially in times of need.

Be a true brother’s and a true sister’s keeper.

“Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ.” Galatians 6:2

I am your Uriah and you are my Uriah, let’s not pull back and expose one another.

I am strong when you have my back, you are strong when I have your back.

Otherwise on my own I’m vulnerable and so are we all as well

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The Christianity ✝️ On Earth Today.

There’s a Christianity on the earth today whose God has no other purpose than to serve man, bless man, forgive man, answer man’s prayers & keep man from harm’s way.

That is His job description. Should He fail in that, man issues Him a query.

This God exists for the sake of man.

There’s a Christianity on the earth today that is all about man. It is man centred, man focused, man driven.

In this version of Christianity, God is a means to an end, man’s (physical, material & spiritual) enrichment, wellness, elevation, preservation & fulfilment.

In this version of Christianity, everything we do is a means to that same end: –
– our praying
– our fasting
– our bible studying
– our singing
– our programs
– our giving
– our ministries…
Everything.

In a clime where virtually all of man’s basic needs are met, this God has no relevance.

In our own clime, if government provides all of man’s basic needs, (I dare say) 95% of adherents of this version of Christianity will renounce their faith.

The God of this order of Christianity is not very different from an Arabian genie: invoke the genie and it is there to do your bidding. It gives you no conditions It places no demands on you to change. It cannot refuse your request, It is your servant.

Does this describe your God? Are you in that version of Christianity?

Your Creator, Purchaser & Sustainer calls you today.
He made you for His own pleasure, not to run errands for you. He paid a high price to reclaim your soul for His own purpose He sustains the very breath in your nostrils.
He created you, you did not create Him

Every created thing serves the purpose of His Creator, Quit from your own plans, purposes & pursuits.

Give it all up Bow your knees in surrender, Tell Him, you surrender to His purpose.
For it’s only in His will that you’re free.

Now, intently seek His purpose It’s not found on the surface. You won’t get it just in one day. Be deliberate, be persistent, be focused, be absolutely sincere. Don’t quit. Every day. Running to weeks and months.

Call His name, touch Him with your spirit He is Spirit, He hears/feels the cry of a spirit. He will come to you, Open your eyes to see His highest, noblest purpose. Show you your own place in its fulfilment in your generation.

#GodorGenie
#forHispleasure

Gbemi Ade

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Thirty One Silent Facts About The Rapture

1. It is going to be the next greatest event that will shock all the continents of the world. Matt 24:40-42.  

2.  It is going to take place suddenly, abruptly, unexpectedly, without warning and without prior notice. 1 Thess 5:2  

3. There shall be no second version of the event. 1 Thess 5:4  

4. A greater percentage of Christians may be taken unawares. Matt 24:38-39  

5. Careless Christians who miss the event will have no other similar gracious opportunity. Matt 13:49-50  

6. The event shall have no regard or respect for ecclesiastical titles or church leadership positions. Matt 5:20  

7. It shall be a day when the sheep shall be separated from the goats. Matt 25:32-33.  

8. The day shall differentiate between the Broad Way Christians and the Narrow Way Christians. Matt 7:13-14  

9. The day shall separate sincerity from hypocrisy. Gal 5:21  

10. The day shall differentiate between those who harbour secret sins from those who abhor secret sins. Gal 5:20-21  

11. The day shall separate those whose lives are hidden in Christ from those who are hiding in the church. Luke 13:27  

12. The day shall show a glaring, clear, conspicuous, demarcation between Christians who walk on the path of holiness from those who walk on the path of worldliness. Heb 12:14  

13. It shall be a day of double emotion: joy for some and unimaginable, indescribable, uncontrollable regrets for others. Luke 13:28  

14. It shall be a day of surprises- some “Big names” may miss the flight while some “Less known” may be on board. 1 Cor 1:27  

15. Another surprise may be that a man or woman who had faithfully served the Lord for many years may defile his or her garment a few minutes before the sound of that summoning trumpet and miss the flight while a notorious sinner may surrender his or her life to Jesus within the same time frame and go to heaven. Ezekiel 3:20    

16. This event may happen now, today, this week, this month, this year or next year! Matt 24:36  

17. Wise Christians, like the five virgins that took extra oil, are expected to get ready, yes, to get prepared. Matt 25:1-13    

18. After the event, all those who are bitter against one another, malicious, unforgiving, jealous, arrogant, haters, hypocrites, drunkards, fornicators, adulterers, adulteresses, murderers with weapons and murderers with tongue etc, shall have enough time to continue in their trade. Heb 12:14-15.    

19. When the event is over there shall be revival among those who have chosen to stay behind not because there will be a second chance, no, but because the reality of the event would have struck them like a thunderbolt. But they will have to pay with their own blood. 2 Tim 4:3  

20. When the event is over, those who are left behind shall no longer be safe to worship in their gigantic, fanciful and multi-billion Dollars/Naira cathedrals. Instead they shall seek safety in caves, bushes and abandoned and dilapidated but hidden structures. Rev 6:15-17  

21. When this great event is over, each time those who will miss their flight manage to gather for worship, they will pay attention to only one sermon- whether they gather in Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North or South America; the sermon will only centre on “How to Meet the Divine Standard and Join the Other Saints”. Rev 14:6-7  

22. It is also worthy to note that those who will be left behind will never have any business with comedians at their altars anymore. No! There shall no longer be gatherings for entertainments. Whenever, they manage to gather, it shall always be for serious religious business only. Luke 21:34  

23. The prayer pattern of those who will be left behind will also undergo a radical change. They will not be praying for things anymore. They will only be praying for strength to withstand the tortures of the Anti-Christ and die bravely to join the other saints. None will be praying for jobs, marriages, etc. Rev 8:3-4  

24. It is equally worthy of note that some of those who will miss their flight will not be able to endure the torture of the Anti Christ. They will receive the mark of the beast and thereby be doomed forever. Rev 14:9-11  

25. When the ready saints are gone, all our denominational walls of partition will collapse. The man or woman who use to worship in Word Of Fire And Refiners Church, Father’s Church, Omega Fire, Jesus Chapel, Exousia Kingdom Gospel Centre, Deeper Life, for instance, will hide in the same place with those who worship in Christ Embassy, Church of God Mission, Assemblies of God, Word Aflame, Action Chapel, Winners Chapel, Redeemed Christian Church, Lighthouse Chapel etc and nobody will remember to claim superiority anymore because  then they will be facing a common enemy. Eph 4:1-6  

26. When this event is over, each time believers who will miss their flight manage to gather anywhere for worship, there will be an atmosphere of sobriety. This rowdiness we witness today shall be no more. 1 Peter 4:7, 1 Peter 5:8  

27. There shall also be a radical change in the attitude of those who will miss their flight towards Bible study. What we have now is an attitude characterized by a high degree of nonchalance and indifference, but when the ready saints are gone, those who will be left behind will begin to take their bible study seriously. 2 Tim 2:15  

28. All the teens and youths who come to church to please their parents will repent after this great event; yes, they will begin to seek God for themselves. Rev 19:5, Rev 20:12.    

29. When the event is over, all those who will do any form of business in the schools, hospitals, banks, etc, will have to bear the mark of beast (666) or be hunted down and killed like common criminals. Rev 13:17  

30. One of the gains of this reminder is that there may be someone reading this piece today who will take a firm decision to ensure that he/she gets on board that celestial flight travelling to glory. Rev 2:7, 2:11, 2:17, 2:29, 3:6, 3:13, 3:22.    

31. However, one of the greatest tragedies of this reminder is that there may be someone too who is reading this piece today but who will see no need to heed this warning. A tragedy indeed! Rev 22:11-12

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The Girlfriend I Loved So Much

IF THERE IS ANYONE I WANT TO SEE AGAIN, IT IS THAT YOUNG MAN OF GOD WHO MADE ME LOSE THE GIRLFRIEND I LOVED SO MUCH.


She loved me to the point that she was ready to be disowned by her parents when they wanted her to
marry a rich politician’s son and she refused.

The love was simply so much…
She visited me for a weekend and I took her to a program in a church where I was invited…
The two Guest Speakers for the 1st and 2nd days were wonderful…
We laughed and shouted Fire and even sowed seeds of greatness… And I took my girlfriend back to my house…
But the guest speaker that came on the last day was the one that caused the whole program to turn sour for me…
He did not wear any big shoe or
expensive suit…
His hair cut was even scattered…

Unlike other guests, he did not have any escort or security But I noticed that the moment he climbed the pulpit, the atmosphere changed…

He started singing this song: “Something more than gold… Something more than silver…The Word of God in the heart of a believer, is something more than gold”…

And within 5 minutes, I began to see something like a mist, like a thick cloud inside that auditorium…

And it was as if, millions of voices were singing that song at the same time.

It was not long before I began to hear cries of men and women, boys and girls…:
and yet, he had not opened the Bible…

The church hall was tense…
You would wonder if this was the same church we had been coming to for the past 2days…
“Lord, help me”…
“Forgive me Jesus… “
“Don’t leave me this way”
“Jesus, I need You back… “
“Holy spirit, break me…  And use me… “

These and more were the deep cries I was hearing from people around where I was sitting…

The choristers who were backing up the songs were slain…
Some of them did not know when they began to shout, through the microphone:” Lord, show me your mercy…

“Some were shouting: “I need your revival, Lord… Will you leave me this way”?
I was afraid to open my eyes…

The Glory inside that house was too much…

When i managed to open my eyes, I didn’t see anybody standing…
I was the only one on my feet…

The pastor that hosted the program was on the floor, in front of the church, with his wife…
The Assistant Pastors were with him in front of the church, crying,…

The Preacher was lying flat, crying on the altar…
Nobody could know who was the
Preacher and who was the speaker…

As a Preacher’s kid, born inside the church, I have seen revivals… I have seen the move of God’s power…
But, never in my life had I seen such manifest Presence of God…

And for more than 1hour 45 minutes, people were
rolling on the floor, crying their hearts out…
Yet, the guest minister did not open the Bible…

I was still standing, looking around for my girlfriend… But I could not find her…

When I went outside…
I saw her, lying on the floor, flat, crying…

As I tried to pull her up, thinking that something might have hurt her…
I saw her blouse soaked with tears…
Her voice was already cracked… She had cried her heart out…
I did not care to wait for the service to close …
I managed to guide her back to my house…

And throughout that short journey, on the road, she was weeping like a child…

When we got home and she managed to sleep, right from her sleep, at short intervals, she began to sob, crying out from sleep…
And before long, the pillow was already soaked…

The encounter she had in the church followed her home…
And it continued like that for 3days…
She was unable to eat anything…

One of those nights, as she was praying and crying, she began to burst into tongues…
She was crying and was blasting tongues, for more than 4 hours…
How can I forget?
The morning of the 3rd day, she told me: “Felix, when that young pastor was singing that song…
My eyes were opened and I saw
Jesus for the first time in my life… I saw the kind of splendor I cannot explain…
I saw His wounds…
I saw Him on the Cross…
I saw Him calling me to
surrender my life to Him….
Felix, something has happened to me…
And I am no more that same person.”

The more I tried to cuddle her, the more she was running from my arms…
She asked me: “Felix , did you not feel what I felt? Did you not see what I saw?

What I saw is worth more than the whole world. I saw a Crown that I cannot lose…

Felix, I have to surrender to Jesus…
I have to pack my things now…”
Before 30 minutes, she had picked her few things and about to go…
As she was leaving, we were both in tears…

She told me: “FELIX, I know I love you and you love me too….
But I have to let you go.

At this moment, I have surrendered to Jesus….
It will be better to lose you than to lose that Crown that I saw… “

Tears had dried on our bodies and fresh ones were coming. I could not even stop her…
The girl I knew before had changed…
Her face was radiant…

It dawned on me that that young man of God had made me lose the girlfriend I loved so much…

And I was angry…
As I rolled from one part of the bed to the other, alone, inside my room, from morning till night…
I began to blame myself for taking her along to that program…
Don’t blame me… I was not born again then…
Where else was I going to see
another girl who would love me like her?

I was furious…
Yes, but deep down in my heart, I knew that she had met God…
I knew that this was exactly how it used to be in 1980s and 90s…

On my own, I began to tell God: “If I will ever become a Preacher someday, this is the type I want to be…
I will love people to come to my program and lose their girlfriends to You…”
And thank God, in the fullness of time, when it pleased Him to intercept me from a speedy journey to hell, I understood what happened those days to my ex girlfriend…

Several times, I have seen that same thing she saw that made her lose me and not care about it.

Friend, if you see what she saw, you will never be afraid to lose any man….

Paul said that when he fell and stood up on his way to Damascus, ‘I saw no man’…
Why are you afraid for us that we will starve if we continue with this ‘criticizing’ ministry?
Why are you complaining that nobody will host us in his big auditorium and give us big honorarium?

Thanks for your concern brother man…
But we can tell the whole world that ‘We too, like Apostle Paul, saw no man’…
We did not see honorarium before we left all and embarked on this journey..
We saw a Crown that we must not lose on the last day…

Many are already wearing their own crowns here…
They have forgotten the encounters God used to give them when they first met Jesus…

Lord, anybody can go…
I don’t want to lose the glory you showed me! …
We don’t need too many friends…
We don’t need those who want to show everyone that they are succeeding in ministry, even when, they are not known in hell…
Our lives are better with fewer people whose eyes are still on that Crown…

With the help of God, in our weaknesses and fewness, if it please God, we might be able to stop the mouth of lions…

That was how that young man made me to lose my girlfriend..

My friends told me to give her some time that she will run back to me when memories of our sinful past will begin to hunt her…
I waited for months and years, up till now, she did not come back…

Together, with her husband, they are running a revival ministry in my country Nigeria…
And she too is reading this post now as you are reading it… Aleluiah

Man of God, I don’t know the last time people listened to you and they went back and moved their
things out from their boyfriend’s house and that was their last days in sin? When was the last time you preached and boys called their girlfriends on the phone and told them: “It is over… I have met with Jesus…. And am done”,?

Your last crusade, you came back with car keys…
Laptops, iphones and landed documents…
But there was no tears for repentance…
Sinners came as Sinners, sowed their seeds as Sinners and left as Sinners….
When again are we going to see you preach and men will start falling over another, even without altar call, asking God for
repentance for their adultery?

Your choristers are already singing with snared hearts… When are we going to hear somebody say about you, that: “This is that man of God that I heard and I left my sins and did not go back to them again?

Sister, I don’t know what they are telling you in your church every Sunday…
I know you want to shun your evil ways, but the church you submitted to seems not to have a
problem with your sinful lifestyle…
From year to year, they don’t preach against sin….
Only giving you 100 ways to make wealth, even when you are sinking miserably in sin and addictions…

The abuse of the gospel of miracle visa, miracle marriage, miracle contracts, and fighting of enemies is what brought this demonic wind upon us…

Jacob had all those things and yet, he was crying to God for an
encounter…
And when He had it, that’s why we are still talking about him till now…

Lock your self up this weekend and cry to God for that same encounter…
If He has not shown up, don’t give up…
If my ex-girlfriend made up her mind to walk out from our relationship, there must be something she saw that’s worth more than me…

Today, she is happily married with wonderful children…

That God she saw that night has not failed her…
That thing she saw has kept her all these years…

I know you are afraid of what will become of you when you cut some ties…
Sister, stop playing church while
you are feasting on your vomit…

It’s time to cry for an encounter… How long will you keep falling and rising and falling again?,

It’s time to cry for just one touch of Fire,…
Am sure heaven will not shun your wet eyes and cracked lips.

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If Only

  • If only the world would sanitize their hearts with the blood of Jesus the way they sanitize their hands…
  • If only we in the world would keep social distance with sin to avoid defilement the way we have kept to avoid the Corona Virus…
  • if only we would quarantine ourselves to seek the face of the Lord the way we do to avoid spread of the virus…
  • If only we would fear and hate sin the way we fear the virus…
  • if only we would popularize God the way we have done with the Covid 19…
  • if only we would do everything possible to run away from sin the way we are running away from Covid 19
  • Then God would show us mercy and avert this judgment
  • Corona virus is a wake up call for all humans under the sun to know beyond doubt that there is a God in heaven greater than everything else.
    He hates and judges sin mercilessly
  • we need to turn to Him not with pretence but with full sincererity in our hearts.
  • Then He will remember mercy and save us from this calamity.
    If we harden our hearts, then something worse than Corona Virus will catch up with us.
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Wedding Anniversary

It was their anniversary, and Funke was waiting for her husband Kunle to show up.

Things had changed since their marriage, they once couldn’t-live-without-each-other… cute couple had turned bitter fighting over every little thing. Both didn’t like the way things had changed.

Funke was waiting to see if Kunle remembered it was their anniversary!

Just as the door bell rang, she ran to find her husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand.

The two started re-living the old days. Making up for fights, then was the plan for champagne, light music, – and it was raining! It was perfect timing.

But the romantic moment was paused when the phone in the bedroom rang.

Funke went to pick the phone up and it was a man who spoke. “Hello ma’am I’m calling from the police station. Is this Mr. Kunle Adeoye’s number?”

“Yes it is!”

“I’m sorry ma’am; but there was an accident and a man died. We got this number from his wallet, and we need you to come and identify his body.”

Funke’s heart sank.!!! She was shocked!

“But my husband is here with me” Funke said.

“Sorry ma’am, but the incident took place at 2 pm, when he was boarding the train.”

Funke was about to lose her mind.

How could this happen?!

She had heard about the soul of the person coming to meet a loved one before it finally leaves for eternity!

She ran into the other room.

He was not there. It was true! Kunle had left her for good!!

Oh God! She would have died for another chance to mend every little fight! She rolled on the floor in pain. She had lost her chance! Forever!

Suddenly, there was a noise from the bathroom. The door opened and Kunle came out and said to Funke, “Darling, I forgot to tell you my wallet got stolen today”.

LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN STILL MAKE UP FOR YOUR WRONGS!!!

Let’s start making amends with parents, siblings, friends, and many others whom we have offended, or who may have offended us or d one dat put tears in ur eye..

No one has a promised tomorrow. So, have a wonderful life with no regrets!

Many are landlords in the CEMETRY,
many are tenants in the MORTUARY,
many are candidates of OBITUARY.
But we are here, still worshiping in His
SANCTUARY,
He has been keeping us since JANUARY,
His good news filled up our DIARY,
He’s doing all these without collecting a SALARY.
He is indeed an awesome God!
the reason I am alive today.

If you know God is truly awesome and He is the reason you are alive today, send this to ten of your contacts as a testimony.

I am sending mine as a living testimony of His goodness, mercy and faithfulness.

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Saviour and Judge

A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court.

The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail.

When the case was called in court she started weeping.
Her husband, family and friends who accompanied her started weeping but there was no hope. But something happened.

Before the lady could stand in the witness box a man stood up and the court room was silent.

Everyone looked at Him.
He was noble and gentle. He stood in the witness box and interceded on behalf of the woman. The case was difficult, yet He used all His strength, energy and resources to fight on behalf of the woman. After a long legal battle between the man and the accusers, the lady was set free.

The lady fell before the man and asked
‘WHO ARE YOU’

The next day the lady committed another crime- deliberately.

She was sent to the same court. As soon as she entered the courtroom, she saw the man who interceded for her the previous day on the judgement seat. He was no longer a lawyer, but a judge.

With smiles on her face the lady said ‘I have come again’

The man lifted his head and said ‘yesterday I was a lawyer, so I fought for you, even when you were guilty.
But today I am a judge and my judgement must be fair.’ With tears in the ladies eyes she asked for the second time
‘WHO ARE YOU’
and the man replied

“YESTERDAY I WAS YOUR SAVIOUR. BUT NOW I AM YOUR JUDGE”

Today Christ Jesus is our lawyer and redeemer, but a day is coming when He will give a fair judgement to everyone.

JESUS IS COMING SOON, SO PREPARE TO MEET HIM.

Orimolusi Ope Victoria

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Just One Plague!

Only one Plague,
And the World stood still.

Only One Plague,
And the World Government was humbled.

Only One Plague,
and the World Powers got confused.

Just Only One Plague,
And Everyone scamper for Safety.

Only One Plague,
and all Economy shut down.
Schools shut down.
Offices shut down.
Streets were deserted.

Only One Plague,
And Mecca sent back Worshippers.
Jerusalem turned back their Tourists.
And Vatican City closed down.

Just One Plague.
All Churches are shut down.
All Mosques are closed up.
All Sports are postponed.
All Clubs are sealed.
And the Entertainment Industry groaned mournfully.

Just One Plague.
“Don’t shake hands again!”
“Don’t hug each other again!”
“Step away a metre a space”

Just One Plague!
Before the Plague,
There was nations threatening nations for war.
There was countries bullying countries.
There was wars in Syria,
There was revolt in Iran.
There was crisis in Turkey.
There were protests and Political Unrest.

But the Plague surfaces and quieted Everything.
Wars ceased for the Plague
Unrest stopped for the Plagues.
Olympic is shutting down for the Plague.
Everybody ran into their houses.
Everyone hiding away for
Just One Plague!.

BUT WHAT SHALL YOU DO ABOUT PLAGUES UPON PLAGUES UPON PLAGUES

When the Trumpet sounds and Jesus Has come and gone with His Own Blood Washed Saints.

Things like this are what the Devil plans for the world ahead of us.
But I pray that we shall not see all these evils the Devil has arranged for Mankind.
I pray we shall escape all these at His Coming Back.

mike bamiloye

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YOUR WIFE IS NOT AS GOOD IN BED AS I AM

He was having his evening beverage. That’s when she joined him.

“Hi there handsome, you’re looking good. So fine I can eat you up” she said sitting down.

“I thought we agreed to keep away from each other? I am a married man” he told her.

” Come on. I won’t bite. You can’t resist me, no man can” she said.

“I am a married man” he told her.

“Fight all you want, but soon I will have you. I am way better than your wife” she told him.

“You are nothing compared to my wife” he told her off.

“Really? All this body. All these curves. All these sweetness. I bet your wife is not as good in bed as I am” she told him unbuttoning the top button of her blouse to reveal her cleavage, then lifting up her skirt, just a bit.

“If I was a lustful and unfaithful man, all that would move me. But I am too grown to be enticed by what you’re showing off. I am a grown man, you think all that consumes my mind is sex? And for your information, my wife is actually great in bed” he told her.

“How will you know unless you do me. Try me tonight. Let’s drive in your black car to a romantic hotel, I promise you a night you will never forget” she told him.

“You know what you are? You are lazy? A lazy woman” he told her, then took a sip of his beverage.

“How dare you call me lazy?! I am a high flying educated woman. Any man would give anything to have me” she said.

“Fair enough. But would you give anything to make a man?” He asked.

“What do you mean?” She questioned.

“You look at me and find me attractive. Yet you disrespect the woman behind who I am, you want me to cheat on my wife, the woman behind my attractiveness” said he.

He drank a sip and continued, “My wife is responsible for the man in me that you want today. When I had little, my wife believed in me. These suits you see me wearing, are my wife’s idea. I ask for her advice on what to wear.

My success has come to pass because she prays for me and puts up with my demanding work hours. She corrects me and moulds me and that has moulded my character.

The Range Rover you see me outside driving that you fancy, I bought that with my wife. She and I invested to buy our house. I look attractive and pleasant, because she treats me well and gives me peace.

And now you want to have the man that she made out of me and dishonour her? You want to have the man that she has built for years? You are lazy?”

Silence.

“I see you turning down the single men who want you and yet you want me, a man that another woman has made? No, it doesn’t work like that.

Find your own single man, believe in him, pray for him, support him, nurture him and mould him to be the attractive man you want him to be.

You women have a nurturing and helping gift. Activate your gift.

My wife has been busy building me and I will not leave her for a woman who has nothing to offer, but her sexiness.

So if you may excuse me, I need to drive home and take my wife on a date. She deserves the best” he said as he stood up and drank a last sip.

He reached in his wallet and placed K200 on the table.

“Have yourself a drink as you think about your life and how you’ll stop being lazy and find a single man you can build. My generous wife and I have paid for the drink” he said.

He walked away as she looked on; her lower jaw dropping in shock, “I thought that this world was void of principled men, I just met one,” the diva seasoned as she sobered up, nodding her head.

“This guy just schooled me. In 20 minutes this smart guy has taught me the most valuable lesson which I’ve never found in any one of the three prestigious Universities I’ve attended. *How to find, invest in and make my own husband*I need to find my own husband” she thought to herself as the gentleman sped off in his waiting Range Rover.

*Author unknown*

Proverbs 6:20-35

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